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No voting, so no prizes.
185 Mayans walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
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"It wasn't us that predicted the end of the world it was those f***ing Malaysians."
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wizardzz wrote: 185 Mayans walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
until Saturday...
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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185 Mayans walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
The Mayans reply, "But tomorrow is the end of the world and with no voting in The Lounge, we cannot win any prizes for 185 OTD. Please bring back the voting." 
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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"You'd think we would have seen that coming!"
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We just want to invite you to join our pyramid scheme.
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"We'd sacrifice a virgin for some scotch right now."
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"The stars are not in our favor."
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"What about next k'atun?"
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"Are you sure? We'll pay you a $1,000 per shot. Just put it on our credit cards..." *snicker*
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wizardzz wrote: 185 Mayans walk into a bar.
How is that possible? Oh, right! They invented a time machine so they could watch the reactions around this time...
djj55: Nice but may have a permission problem
Pete O'Hanlon: He has my permission to run it.
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FYI - There are thousands of them still alive in South America...
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin
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I'm fairly sure they number more than just thousands and very sure they're in North America.
Unless you're a USAian who considers anything south of the USA-Mexico border South America.... 
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread 
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The "thousands of them" still alive in South America are the same ones who created the calendar?! 
djj55: Nice but may have a permission problem
Pete O'Hanlon: He has my permission to run it.
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It's not like it's the end of the world!
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