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I'm surprised that you're still standing. PHP can bite (and beat) you in some nasty ways. It's sort of funny to actually win over an untamed beast just after "losing it" a bit about them. But that's good: "no pain, no gain", right? I have some scars myself, gained in battles against "Mr. Short Tags & Odd Behavior".
Grab a beer; you deserve it.
Anything that could possibly go wrong in some moment, will definitely go wrong in the worst possible moment... In the worst way that could be possible!
–Finagle's corollary to Murphy's Law (paraphrased).