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Candidate for the Darwin award?
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He's not dead yet, so that just makes him bad-ass.
Though, if he tells this story to his kids (assuming a lot there!), that could potentially turn his kids into D-Award candidates.
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He's not dead yet, so that just makes him bad dumb-ass.
FTFY
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Why does this post not surprise me? Because Saturday was MM's birthday party and it likely is still continuing. 
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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Exactly what I thought when I saw the headline this morning.
Fallout from MM's party.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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At least it wasn't him trying to ride the croc!
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Australians are bad news.
I hope they're on our side come the next world war.
modified 19-Nov-12 9:30am.
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That's not half as dangerous as riding in an auto rickshaw here, but I salute nevertheless too.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Dont know why that would be downvoted but countered 
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch
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OK, thank you. The very thought of riding in an auto rickshaw could have invoked enough fear in someone to click the downvote button. It's scary, I tell you.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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You salute a dumb-ass?
...and people wonder why the world is goin' to hell in a handbasket...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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Well, no-one wants to salute a smart-arse, so if you have to salute someone...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Now, this isn't supposed to be thought of me going in a pressed uniform, and saluting the drunk man who tried to ride a croc.
My post was supposed to be funny, as the whole thread was intented to be.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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I've always wondered what the contest of a written test would be to determine when someone is "too drunk", and now I know:
1) Is it a good idea to ride an 18-foot crocodile? Select all that apply.
A) No
B) Yes
C) Only if the croc is as drunk as I am
D) Let's give it a go and find out
E) As long as the croc doesn't look like my ex-wife
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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You forgot F) All of the above.
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I know men seek solace in the arms of women but this is ridiculous!
SkyNews
Drunk Seeks Solace With 16ft Croc 
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