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You could try the swimming pool method. Fill a five gallon bucket half full of water and cover the surface in sunflower seeds (they float). Create a small diving board that has some seeds sprinkled on it. The rodent(whatever it happens to be) eats the seeds on the board, gets to the end and dives into the water. They can't get back out... X
I know this is cruel
My lawn also looks terrible. The 10 foot snow drifts finally melted off and in the process slid and took half of the lawn with them
I have a feeling that even if I popped so many happy pills that I was having hallucinations that made the Yellow Submarine movie look like a documentary, my brain would just be sitting back analyzing the color compositions and patterns, and trying to derive how they could have been generated from stored memories.
And that would take all of the fun out of the trip.
I take too many prescribed pills (not the I would start recreational pills).
I am old with high cholesterol, high blood pressure, heart rhythm problems....
With my luck if I took happy pills they would give me a downer.
That's what people's resumes look like when CareerBuilder e-mails them out to potential employers. Make sure you attach your real resume in Word format because the CareerBuilder e-mail is frequently unreadable. I'd also suggest attaching the cover letter in Word as well, because that'll get mangled too.
A writer was having writer's block, so he rented a house waaay out in the country.
He had been there a week or two, still not coming up with any ideas, when his phone rang.
Wondering who knew the number, he picked up to a West Virginia accent asking if he was renting the 'old McCoy place?'
He said he was, and the voice went on:
'Well, we was thinking bout throwing a party, to welcome ya here.'
Writer was initially shy of the idea.
Caller mentioned 'there was-a gonna be some drinking!'
Writer thought he might get some of the local atmosphere, and could incorporate it into his book.
He asked the caller more about the party, and he said:
'There just might be some fighting'
Now writer was interested, and thinking he'd keep out of the way of the fight, he asked more.
'There is definitely going to be some sex' said the caller.
Writer had decided he could not pass up this opportunity for cultural education.
Knowing he didn't want to stand out, he asked caller what he should wear.
'It don't matter, just gonna be you and me'
Opacity, the new Transparency.
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