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That reminds me of how I once went for a job that requires you to cultivate your own smell over months. Luckily, they just looked at the length of my legs, smiled and then told me to get them amputated at the knees or look for something else.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
Ghengis couldn't even get started today: the Health and Safety Mongols would have problems with the Risk Assessment Documentation, and the accountants would want a detailed profit and lost battlesheet before he could mount up.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I just got this email which looks totally legit, but something is bothering me...
Good Day Dear Sander,
Greetings to you and your entire family, My name is (Mr. Bello William) A South Africa citizen that works in FINANCE SECURITY COMPANY GROUP in Benin Cotonou West Africa and I am Married with 3 children 2 boys and 1 girl, as a Security Officer. I need your assistance and support to transfer the sum of ($9.500,000.00)-(Nine Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) out of the Finance Company where I work, to your bank account in your Country. You will be rewarded with 40% of the total sum for your partnership and support. Can you handle this?
I was thinking of another Nigerian prince trap, but then I noticed this guy is from Benin.
That sound totally good, right?
I'm not completely sure though...
Can anyone spot anything suspicious or should I go for it and never work again?
Has to be legit. The English is good. Congratulations on your coming riches!
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
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