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On my last job I used to work with a few people that were very helpful in such cases. Mainly project managers - you just need a quick chat with them and that made your blood pressure so high you weren't sleepy anymore
"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
1) Open the biscuit drawer. remove biscuits. munch.
2) Drawer empty - phone chief steward ask for more to be sent down to my office, wait then munch.
3) Open fridge, extract chocolate and cans of juice. munch.
4) Fridge empty - phone chief steward ask for fridge to be filled, wait then much.