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After being spotted in Denmark and in the port of Flensburg smuggling Rum and Akwavit, pirate RickZeeland is now making the waters around Curacao unsafe again.
He snatched Sid Meier's Pirates! (2005) from Humble Bundle The sale of the seven seas[^] for only €2,49
Defeated the dreaded pirate l'Ollonais, not yet running in full HD on Windows 10, but that will only be a question of time ...
And yes Griff, he was offered the Dutch governors daughter's hand
A pirate with a wooden leg, a hook and an eye patch walks into a bar.
Bartender asks "What happened to you"?
Pirate says, well lost my leg to a shark in the Caribbean, my hand to a mean croc in Africa and a bird sh*t in my eye.
Bartender responded how is it you lost an eye when a bird sh*t in your eye?
Pirate responded: First day with me hook.
1. A person that fixes stuff you can't.
2. One who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.