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"Apple's garbage is usually overpriced, and under-priced apples are garbage, usually"
That would be in the 'ballpark' of a literary/rhetorical form known as chiasmus. But, yes, I failed to get 'Internet Explorer' in there, so forget about it. Inverting "Internet Explorer" to "stay-at-home Luddite:" just won't fly.
For a double shot of chiasmus, with this raw material, you're going to have to pony-up to DD or OG, I think.
Two of your ripostes on this thread got #5 from me; your wit's sparkling today !