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Most USians will be out the next 2 days, so I'm sneaking this one in now.
185 turkeys walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
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Turkeys: Don't care, hiding out til Thanksgiving is over!
Steve
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I C(++) therefore I am
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185 turkeys walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
"Why not?"
"We don't serve wild turkey[^].
/ravi
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185 turkeys walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
"Get stuffed"
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185 turkeys walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
The turkeys say, "Oh, pardon us!"
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Yeah, but can you keep a secret?
If it moves, compile it
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185 turkeys walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
185 turkeys flip him the bird.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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wizardzz wrote: 185 turkeys walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
"Time for us to get off the sauce anyway"
PS. How did I know before I even opened the post it would be turkeys? . . . wild guess!
What me worry?
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Oh go on, we'll give you a gobble.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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"Sorry I can't serve you, three strikes and you're out".
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you. But I can serve you."
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185 x 20 pounds! That'll take weeks!
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185 turkeys walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
The plucky group got stuffed elsewhere.
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My boss is Greek.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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