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Dick Felt[^]
That is up there with Harry Baals[^].
However the king of the hill is still This man[^].
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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I used to work with a Dutch fella called Ruud Suk
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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Or there is Paul Mycock[^]
Or Hugh Janus[^] - though some of these may be manufactured.
And the old standby Mike Hunt[^]
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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That reminds me of my schooldays when we had trials for the school football team. Over the course of a couple of weeks we were encouraged to put our names down on a list on the big board. When it came to the trials the PE teacher in charge of it all started dividing us up into teams:
"Mike Hunt?"
"MIKE HUNT?"
"Is Mike Hunt here?"
"Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?"
Without batting an eyelid. He was either totally oblivious or had seen it all before.
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Yep. I was at the NEC doing a trade show some years back, when the Tannoy girl had to ask for the same gentleman to go to a specific stand. She sounded both embarrassed and bored, but it amused the reps... Fortunately this was 8am, before the public were allowed in.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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I don't get that joke can you explain pls
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try replacing the first letter of the words with C and see what you come up with.
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch
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Nah: it doesn't work:
"Cithout catting can ceyelid. Ce Cas ceither cotally coblivious cor cad ceen cit call cefore."
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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I wasn't trying to be as obvious as you are Griff 
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch
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Please tell me you're either a) kidding or b) don't speak much English.
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Well, the bio has it that Argonia is from Bulgaria.
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i think its because my English is bad, i don't know that word and i am happy about the last one
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I had to read it a couple of times myself before the penny dropped and my English is quite good on average.
It's not that obvious if you're not a native speaker.
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It is if you've ever watched Porky's[^]
Quotes[^] - do not read if you are a girl with an older brother.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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It's an audio thing.
If you say the name "Mike Hunt" aloud, then in English if sounds rude, because the "Mike" bit gets spilt into "My" and "K". The "Hunt" part looses the "H" and attaches to the "K" to form a rude word for female genitalia.
The same applies to all the other names in this thread.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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This Guy[^] drinks in my pub.
We call him Drew.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Did some work with A Gay[^] a couple of years ago.
Didn't realise he was also Dr Gay.
On my placement year from uni I worked with a Dr Love.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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And not forgetting their good friend Wayne Kerr.
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
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Steve Cook sounds great in my language.
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