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wizardzz wrote: he would never wash his hands
Probably the novel was clean.
BDF
I often make very large prints from unexposed film, and every one of them turns out to be a picture of myself as I once dreamed I would be.
-- BillWoodruff
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I like to think that he really hated the book.
(so he used it as TP... get it?)
modified 1-Feb-13 15:19pm.
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wizardzz wrote: When he would leave the bathroom he would never wash his hands.
That's why Mrs. Wife and I never go out anywhere without a bottle of alcohol hand gel. The thought of touching any door handle that someone has deposited either their shite or the contents of the nostrils on sickens me. There's a car park we use and we sometimes time our passage through the doors when somone else has opened them or we quickly jam a foot in before it closes and use our hooves to open it. I hate crowded Tube trains for the same reason as the sudden start and braking requires you to hold on to a handrail.
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68).
"I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).
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_beauw_ wrote: I worked with a guy who sat on a Barney the Dinosaur floatie
I think that wins.
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My b-i-l in Adelaide is a pathologist and he had a problem with piles a few years back. He went to see a specialist in that kind of treatment and while he was in the waiting room another doctor he knew saw him and made some off-the-cuff remark about his piles. As my b-i-l said, he could only have known that if he'd seen his case file. His reaction was that he wanted to punch him in the face. He reported him to the local medical regulation chapter and the doctor concerned was hauled before a committee and given a formal warning. The two of them never spoke again to each other after that.
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68).
"I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).
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