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Just before christmas, I was out shopping with the missus, and she could tell that all the people, the christmas decorations and music etc was getting on my nerves...
So she asked me: "Where's your christmas spirit?"
And my answer was: "What do you mean? It's right there on the shelf in the liquor store!"
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