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Kinda slow in here thought it might amuse the hamsters.
A software developer, a hardware engineer and a mid-level manager were on their way to a conference center located near the top of a mountain. After the conference they were driving down the steep mountain road and suddenly the brakes on their car failed.
The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside. The car's occupants, shaken but unhurt, now had a problem: they were stuck halfway down a mountain in a car with no brakes. What were they to do?
"I know," said the manager, "Let's have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals, and by a process of Continuous Improvement find a solution to the Critical Problems, and we can be on our way."No, no," said the hardware engineer, "That will take far too long, and besides, that method has never worked before.
I've got my Swiss Army knife with me, and in no time at all I can strip down the car's braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we can be on our way".
"Well," said the software developer, "Before we do anything, I think we should push the car back to the top of the mountain and see if it happens again."
Don't let your mind wander too far.
It's too small to be let out alone.
And the Agile developer: "Let's create unit tests, set up sprints, and refactor how we take the curve after each sprint. No matter what happens, we'll be able to deliver the car at the bottom of the mountain. Who needs to worry about how many dents it has?"