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If you met your wife on the Net, were you both rubbish trapeze artists?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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at least better than catching a wife on a rebound from a clown
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, CCP
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Did it require three rings for the wedding? A swinging affair as I heard it.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and say, "now you're super angry".
Maybe she'll laugh.
Maybe you'll die.
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
JaxCoder.com
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Suicide is not an option I'm looking for ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Smart man!
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
JaxCoder.com
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Apparently it's painless 
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Probably more ‘Cape Fear’ than ‘Cape of Good Hope’?
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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I'm not sure; was she a member of the ‘Fishing Fleets’?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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The old way of doing online dating: click
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Don’t be surprised if you start seeing more and more bears in Georgia[^]
Bears have been sighted in areas that they have not been seen before. (At least not since neighborhoods started going in.) Likely a result of much less cars on the road making it less scary for bears to wander around looking for food.
The unintended consequences.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I had heard that Maryland and Main are both experiencing similar happenings with dear and moose. I am sure it this way for all areas in the world and its local wildlife.
We humans are really parasites to this earth and a scourge to its original inhabitants, IMHO. Earth was just fine without us. (Many will argue that I am full of crap here, but I don't care. lol)
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Slacker007 wrote: Many will argue that I am full of crap here
With this group? My bet is more agree with you than disagree.
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Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Just curious, I assume you are saying we are parasites because we are bad for local wildlife? (Probably an oversimplification).
So, are bear's parasites? Fish population would go up without them.
Most everything will take from nature.
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Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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We are bad for everything.
We kill flora and fauna and we take, take, take.
We take plants, animals, water, sand, dirt, rocks, minerals, metals and we spew pollution in its place.
And with nearly 8 billion people we do so at an alarming pace.
In fact, we're not only killing plants and animals, I am pretty certain we'll end up killing ourselves.
If not from global warming, we'll all die from pollution or maybe some nuclear war because we're all fighting over the last bits of resources.
Did you know we'll have an alarming sand shortage (used for building houses) within 30 years if we don't come up with an alternative?
It's not even a matter of if, but when.
Sure, a bear eats a fish, but it doesn't kill all fish until there are no more left, like we are currently doing.
Basically every other plant and animal keeps the ecosystem in balance, except us.
We destroy the ecosystem until nothing but we can live in it.
That's why we're parasites 
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Sander Rossel wrote: within 30 years if we don't come up with an alternative?
It's not even a matter of if, but when.
Could be. But I've been hearing the same doom and gloom stories all my life and none of them have actually happened. Zero.
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Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I hope you're right.
We'll see in thirty years.
Maybe later.
Maybe not us, but your children or their children.
The fact is that our resources aren't endless, while people are.
I'm just sort of thankful I'll probably have died a natural dead before sh*t really hits the fan 
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ZurdoDev wrote: Most everything will take from nature.
but humans take too much. We don't take what we need, we take what we want.
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Slacker007 wrote: but humans take too much. We don't take what we need, we take what we want.
Hey, who you calling fat? Is my web cam on?
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I've heard that if all worms and insects are exterminated today, then all life will end on this earth in 2 or 3 years. Same with any other non-human species.
But, if humans were to get exterminated today from the surface of our earth, then all other life will actually FLOURISH.
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Amarnath S wrote: Same with any other non-human species.
Except mosquitoes I think.
Those buggers are really just here to bug us.
Probably our only real natural enemy.
They kill more than 14 times as many people a year than the number 2 deadliest animal, snakes.
Perhaps if mosquitoes disappeared, all life would end because we could flourish instead
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And just how are humans NOT original inhabitants of this planet Earth?
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answer depends on whether or not you believe in the creation story Genesis creation narrative - Wikipedia[^].
If you believe in evolution then you know without a doubt that animals were first, humans later. And the human evolution started as primates. Homo Sapiens (us, more or less) showing up in Europe around 70-100 thousand year's ago, originally migrating from Africa.
Our ancestors only hunted and gathered what they needed, not what they wanted. We, present day, can't even do that. As a species, we suck.
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By that logic anything before the first replicating protein is not an original inhabitant.
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