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Only if it's a close shave.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I've invented a combination baldness cure and dieting program. The head is detached, turned upside down, and reattached. The beard replaces the bald spot, and you may feast your eyes on your food.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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For all this follicle you should receive 10 lashes.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You should throw in a free corduroy pillow with every procedure.
That would really make headlines...
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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I didn't know about mDNS until my most recent project. I had no idea a device could just publish a domain name on a local network when the device starts up and then anything can get to it.
So my pump monitor for example, will try to sit and listen on http://pump.local regardless of what the IP is. No DNS records to modify, nothing. 
This is fantastic for IoT devices on a DHCP enabled network - just fantastic.
Real programmers use butterflies
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Hi All,
In the UK, I have to deal with BT. The last few weeks the internet connection and voice line have got unreliable so call BT, Open Leech or Random out from the help line, voice line gets fixed, broadband still unreliable so they send a Mini-Hub which won't connect. Complain, another is sent but does not arrive. Call back there Free Phone number get told it will be fixed in six months as a Fibre upgrade is due, oh you can have another mini-hub. Doesn't come. Phone again get put on hold eventually the line goes dead. I have a Teams interview at 14:00 which I will have to try to do on my mobile...
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I'm with Talktalk specifically to get away from BT - for anyone outside the UK who doesn't know what BT is they provide the whole landline infrastructure but have to let other companies lease space on it, which normally means a lower cost to the user and better response because they have a whole load more clout that a single user does!
Despite all I've heard / read about how bad TalkTalk is, I've not had a problem except a couple of times with the BT infrastructure, which have been fixed pretty quickly considering the size of one of the problems!
I get 50Mb/sec out here in Wild Wales via FTC which is fine for what I do.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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It could have gone wrong weeks ago why does it have to happen now. 
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glennPattonInThePubAgain! wrote: It could have gone wrong weeks ago why does it have to happen now
Ever heard of that famous feller from Erin's Isle? 
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Mr Musk's satelliets, may be.
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Sloppy orchestra for the hard worker (9)
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
modified 5-Nov-20 4:16am.
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Sloppy (anag)
orchestra ORCHESTRA
for the hard worker
CARTHORSE
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Wouldn't have wanted to come up against you at the O.K. Corral
Was about about to post the same thing.
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Just as I felt when creating these clues...
Your turn tomorrow!
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Is there a name for when your application / project gets to a stage where implementing a new feature is basically copying and pasting an existing part / components and renaming a few things. Where you basically have almost everything you need in the project in some form and can just copy / reuse?
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DevCops?
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EOL
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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I wouldn't know; that has never happened to me.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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