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I couldn't figure out why my onclick function was not being called when the element attached to it was clicked. I stared and stared at it..... Then I saw it said: onlick="......
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Freudian slip?
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I'm not sure what I find more amazing, that you remember a specific post from 2006, or that you actually found it 
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Actually I was looking up "quine" using the CP "search engine" (triangle-shaped wheel) and had such a conniption fit over getting returns of cp pages that did not contain my search term that I was "debugging" the thing to see if I could MAKE IT FAIL!
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wanna test my code? 
Real programmers use butterflies
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Well there's "depose" which makes "dipose" a similar non-sequitur
The Lounge[^] ...
So, no ... the hekura it 
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Considering what the last 14 odd years have done to my body, I wouldn't mind going Back To The Future in 2006!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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I dunno, going downhill once is enough for me. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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To quote Freud: Quote: Out of your vulnerabilities will come your strength
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Got that problem licked then!
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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It's the next step of man-machine interface. Lickable interfaces.
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I hate javascript for this reason. A compiler would have caught that.
Real programmers use butterflies
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Just tell the kids Santa won't be delivering this year because of Social Distancing ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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As if he used to hand the presents himself. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Of course he does, in normal years.
Or are you saying he doesn't exist? Because we all know he does really. 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Of course he does, in normal years.
He has never given me one personally... the perp always waits until I sleep to come over and leave the presents under the tree. 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I'm not even 100% convinced that I exist, although if nothing else it's a pretty compelling illusion.
Real programmers use butterflies
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Teaching kindergarten pupils to share probably isn't a big focus these days either.
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I told my kids that and got response back saying:
"Can we ask Santa to deliver presents via Drone delivery?"
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He gained so much weight because of lockdown he's now to fat to get down chimney.
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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