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lol, I worked at a community college and that adage is soo true. Those who can do, Those who cannot do teach, those who cannot teach manage, those who cannot manage sell, those who cannot sell. Well there is always politics and law.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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I should say I've been in management before. I'm not anti-PHB. I've hired people. I've managed people. I love business folks. More developers need to mature and learn the perspective of managers. And yes, there are those managers who seek to do nothing but manage and boss people around that should never be hired. But, there are a ton of great ones out there that used to be devs, etc. Anyway, my recruiter was nothing short of superb here. The interview was super great and friendly. It's just fundamentally broken in the way we go about it.
Jeremy Falcon
modified 23-Sep-20 9:09am.
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My "boss" - at the director's level, is great. Works hard and really knows his stuff (DBA). I'd give it better than even money that, were he able to avoid prison he'd exterminate most of his peers (and above).
Some do, in fact, earn their way to management. From my observation, whether in private sector or government (and even social organizations) there are those who want to get to the top - and they're the ones who common sense promotes that one least wants to get there.
Remember - management is an entire curriculum at most universities. There's little to expect from that since the paradigms are style-driven. Add in some acronyms and made-up words and you have a cult of . . . . well, read Dilbert [^] some more.
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: well, read Dilbert [^] some more.
 That link is sooooo true.
Jeremy Falcon
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That's a link I've bookmarked and visit daily.
(hint hint hint)
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I flunked a job as Java instructor during a phone interview, because I had been teaching C++ and briefly got a small point mixed up between the languages, something I would have quickly corrected, if I had actually been coding an example.
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Of course it's broken - HR doesn't know anything about the job, so they tend to rely on things like automated scanners that look for the magic keywords in the resume. Then once you've managed to pass through that first filter, the next level of the challenge is getting past the human part of the HR process, where someone who has no idea what you do decides whether or not to pass you on to the actual person/people who needs the job done. Even when you get to that step, there's a fair chance that the manager you talk to doesn't really know what they need, depending on their background and, to some extent, how long it's been since they actually did any coding. And for the high profile darlings of the stock market, as you noted, it's then on to some test totally unrelated to the day-to-day duties you'd actually be performing. It's only when you've passed all of those ridiculous barriers to entry that you might (but only might!) talk to someone who actually knows what the job entails and may be competent to judge whether or not your skills would be a good fit.
How else would I wind up as a VB.Net programmer and Excel VBA macro writer when my previous experience was 40+ years of first Fortran and then C in a succession of Unix/Ultrix/Linux environments? And I still tease them about the wisdom of hiring a then 62 year old programmer to replace the 65 year old guy who was retiring!
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RDM Jr wrote: And I still tease them about the wisdom of hiring a then 62 year old programmer to replace the 65 year old guy who was retiring!
Well, if they didn't hire people your age, they could be accused of age discrimination.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Hey, are you my alter ego? 8)
I've just thought, maybe old programmers never die, they just become VBA devs...
Like you, I started with FORTRAN; then Algol68, Algol60, Pascal, assembler, C, C++, Java, PHP and a few others; now HTML5/CSS/JS, SQL, Python and VBA (Access).
By the time I reach 70, will I be reduced to Scratch?
HA HA Bonk!
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It does appear we have a lot of things in common. The first real life project I was on straight out of college I used Cobol on a IV-Phase mini, Fortran, Cobol and Assembler on an Interdata 8/32, and Fortran, Cobol, PL/I, RPG and Assembler on an IBM 370/158 MVS system, and also wound up writing the production JCL. Since then it's been Fortran on a Banyan network, Fortran and C under Ultrix on microVAXen communicating with Fortran on Windows PCs, then C on Xenix, SCO Unix, and finally Linux, to my hopefully final job with VB/Windows using SQL on an Access database, plus a lot of Excel VBA over the last 10 years or so.
Now I've started playing around with 3d resin printing, Arduinos and Pi's in my spare time so I won't be too bored in retirement; also taking classes in electronics, microprocessors, etc, at the local community college since I can audit them tuition free now that I'm over 60.
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I'd forgotten about SCO Xenix/Unix: Believe it or not, the first multi-user reservation system I developed for a shipping/airline operator was written in dBase II running on Xenix with multiplexed Wyse terminals running over AC15 lines between sites.
Did a lot if stuff in dBase at one time, it really was revolutionary in the early days of micros. Likewise T/Maker a predecessor to modern day spreadsheets.
I may be an old git, but I've grown up with and used many of the significant developments in computing in the last 50 years and it has been an incredible (if not particularly well paid) journey.
8)
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At 72, I've been reduced to Angular. And C#. And C++. And Python. I will not willingly admit to any Java competency. I've got guys in the department to do that dirty work.
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I have you beat....they hired a 64 year old to replace the 65 year old who is retiring at the end of September (that is, 4 more of his working days as I type this; he takes Fridays off)! The good news is that I LOVE this new job and my new boss is terrific! I used to be in IT and he was one of my users I supported. He rose up the ranks the old way...he earned it! He knows what it's like to be a developer. I also am now a database developer (VBA in Access) and I wasn't before I transferred departments (I was a Cache ObjectScript/MUMPS programmer for the IDX/GE Healthcare system we have/had (it was replaced with Epic which does not encourage programmers to muck with their system, so I morphed into a SQL writer...I MISS being a Cache ObjectScript/MUMPS programmer). Oh, he just logged on...time to go drain his brain and document his extensive processes so I can support them all.
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Anyone else agree this is fundamentally broken?
100% agree.
I experienced something similar where I had a phone interview which was supposed to last 15 min (as a screening) and went on for over an hour and a half as various members pelted me with specific questions.
Finally, they hit on a topic I didn't have experience with and I said so and they went cold.
Whatevs!
The thing is you could literally ask Einstein a particular question that even he didn't have experience with.
Charles Caleb Colton, (1780- 1832): Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer.
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raddevus wrote: Finally, they hit on a topic I didn't have experience with and I said so and they went cold.
In my experience... you want honest people. Nobody knows everything... it's impossible. I've managed devs before I helped train how to do interviews for. The vast majority of them just Google questions to ask and that's that.
raddevus wrote: The thing is you could literally ask Einstein a particular question that even he didn't have experience with.
Exactly
Jeremy Falcon
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if i interview people for a job the most important trait will be honesty.
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Jeremy Falcon
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I had a similar experience: take a text and embed it in a string with a '*' at char 1 (counting from 1) and a '*' in char 14 with the text in the middle padded (if necessary) with spaces using a language whose only string function was LENGTH. I wrote a one line solution that took a max of 4 comparisons and was told it was wrong. Why? It did not match the question setters solution (which was 12 lines and always used 12 comparisons). As the interviewer said to me "There are two solutions: my way [i.e. his way] and the wrong way".
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To be honest those are great interview questions.
Makes it clear that you should pass and find another interview elsewhere.
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Oh yeah. Everybody who has more than 25 years in programming knows that there is only ONE SOLUTION to every given problem. That's why our job is so easy. We just look up the right solution in our programmers handbook and off we go.... Sarcastic? Who, me? Nooooooooo! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Well, there is this incredibly inefficient solution:
int[] data = new int[] { 1, 9, 8, 4, 0, 0, 2, 7, 0, 6, 0 };
int y = 0;
var result = data.OrderBy(d => d == 0 ? int.MaxValue : y++);It works, but ... it's pretty horrible! 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Oh you fancy kids and your LINQ statements. 
It was for a frontend position, so I used JavaScript. There are some LINQ libs for JavaScript actually, but they are slow as dirt and nobody uses them.
Jeremy Falcon
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Doing it, "in place":
List<int> a = new List<int>( new int[] { 1, 9, 8, 4, 0, 0, 2, 7, 0, 6, 0 } );
int count = a.RemoveAll( i => i== 0 );
a.AddRange( new int[ count ] );
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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