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Einstein?
Wasn't he the boring guy always talking about his family?
It was always relative this and relative that.
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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The late, great, DNA: The History of every major Galactic Civilization tends to pass through three distinct and recognizable phases, those of Survival, Inquiry and Sophistication, otherwise known as the How, Why, and Where phases. For instance, the first phase is characterized by the question 'How can we eat?' the second by the question 'Why do we eat?' and the third by the question 'Where shall we have lunch?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Most importantly, who's bringing the lunch?
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Hopefully, Zaphod Beeblebrox: All Ford would bring is Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Two heads are better than one.
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Douglas Adams wrote: For instance, the first phase is characterized by the question 'How can we eat?' the second by the question 'Why do we eat?' and the third by the question 'Where shall we have lunch?'
Douglas Adams also wrote:
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
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The fourth and most important question: Who is paying for lunch?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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What if there IS such a thing as a free lunch somewhere out there in warped space?
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There probably is. And just like here, those eating it would be the product.
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Sorry for the inconvenience.
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It turns out that the space-time continuum is not merely curved, it is in fact totally bent.
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Yes,
Also, did you know that if you remove it from gravity the only thing remaining is gravy.
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why not? 
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That is supposed to be the shortest "outstanding" remark in an philosophy exam...  
Oh man... I still don't find my coat
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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It could have been abbreviated to Y!
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Do, or do not; there is no why. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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True, unless B is undefined. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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2B | !2B should trigger a couple compiler diagnostics, one that you're using an invalid variable name (at least according to all right-thinking languages), and two, you're mixing logical operators and bit-wise operators in the same expression (assuming a C-derived universe, of course).
Software Zen: delete this;
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Marc Clifton wrote: why not
What does the initial value of why have to do with anything?
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I know that true journalists always try to answer the "what, where, why, who and how" but someone should tell @SanderRossel and @Super-Lloyd that the message of @ZurdoDev was neither "how" nor "who"
I'll go get my coat
EDIT: Ok... someone should tell @Marc-Clifton too.... he was probably composing the message when I posted mine...
I'll go get my coat, again...
M.D.V.
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I was just continuing on the WHAT, regardless of the W.H.O. that came before it
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