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A good one! I met it a couple of years ago in a slightly different form, so I'll clam up for now. (Besides I have to dream up the real one for tomorrow.)
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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I have a feeling that was used as an actual CCC not so long ago. Or did I dream it?
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Not that I recall but I could be wrong. (Don’t let my wife know I said that!)
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Whether it was a CCC or not, it is certainly one that I have seen before in another context, and it is quite surprising.
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That’s what I thought too!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Baby's first birthday party: 14 adults fined £800 each[^]
The UK is on lockdown, but that doesn't apply to my baby. How did the police know where to go? They hung party banners outside the house ... 
Truly, you can't fix stupid. But you can laugh at them! 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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The biggest threat seems to be from those infected that are asymptomatic ... and those numbers are huge (apparently).
I think most don't even know what asymptomatic means. And of course: "children are immune" (Not).
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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Gerry Schmitz wrote: And of course: "children are immune nasty little disease factories"
FTFY! 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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OriginalGriff wrote: Gerry Schmitz wrote: And of course: "children are immune nasty cute little nasty disease factories"
FTFY^2
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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OriginalGriff wrote: ruly, you can't fix stupid.
Yes, but you might be able to set the penalty for stupid to be forced sterilization, so that society doesn't have to watch for your stupid kids. I wouldn't support that, since stupid seems to be self-curing. But with the current administration here in the Colonies, I won't be surprised to see some such solution proposed.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote: Yes, but you might be able to set the penalty for stupid to be forced sterilization ... with the current administration here in the Colonies, I won't be surprised to see some such solution proposed.
The problem is that their definition of congenital stupidity and yours probably differ on almost every point. But that is verging to close to politics... 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Justice would require that they fine the baby for being 1 year old, thereby being the reason for the party.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I was amazed that the photograph showed the sun shining.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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I'll see your birthday party and raise you an Orgy[^]
On that topic, I don't really get the tradition of British media to do the best they can to identify the culprit for everyone, short of naming them.
As if the medieval pillory would still be existing.
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I can see how Social Distancing would be a problem there ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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81 people?? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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In Finland there's a dance called Jenka.
Google it, then try to get the picture out of your head.
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Did a quick youtube, seems harmless.
81 people.
Like Balboos said, things change; and they charged with not keeping distance?
--edit
"In December,. Belgian police broke up a 52 person orgy in a house close to a Covid clinic."
Even the writer was confused given the interpunction.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
modified 7-Feb-21 19:28pm.
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Aight, there is.
We did. A bbq with the family, and went to the Greek restaurant (before they closed). Big family, so big I didn't recognize everyone at the BBQ. Had to introduce myself.
So.. guilty last year. This year, we wanted a big party since my father is retiring. And not having one. Maybe next year, if allowed.
..but there was no orgy with 81 people, just a small BBQ.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Wife: Did I get fat during quarantine?
Husband: You weren't real skinny to begin with!
Time of death: 11:00 PM
Cause: Covid
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Wife: Do these pants make me look fat?
Husband: No fatter than usual.
Mike Hankey wrote: Time of death: 11:00 PM
Cause: Covid
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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You still there ?
I'd rather be phishing!
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UWP, WinForms, Xamarin Android, ESP32-IDF, and the Arduino Framework
And that's just one project. And a couple of firsts for me.
I'm dizzy. 
I elephanting need an team but this is a small venture with a big ambition.
One foot in front of the other. I got this. 
Wish me luck.
Real programmers use butterflies
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Web App and you are done  
modified 27-Mar-21 21:01pm.
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That would violate so many HIPPA requirements that I'd probably be arrested.
Real programmers use butterflies
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