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but it only made my marriage worse 
Real programmers use butterflies
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Bad things happend?  
modified 24-Apr-21 21:01pm.
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I've got it all on tape. 
Real programmers use butterflies
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Duct tape cannot fix stupid. (It can muffle the sound, however  )
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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept that there are some things I just can’t keep up with, the determination to keep up with the things I must keep up with, and the wisdom to find a good RSS feed from someone who keeps up with what I’d like to, but just don’t have the damn bandwidth to handle right now.
© 2009, Rex Hammock
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Not enough to prevent the victim calling for help though, unfortunately.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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If it moves and it's not supposed too - Duct tape
If it doesn't move and it's supposed too - WD40
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Forgot to set a safe word?
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Not sure Microsoft has this in their skillset.
I want to insert a table of contents. It's pretty much the most common thing I do in Word, but that's me.
So I would expect to find it either on the ribbon (yuck) either:
Insert: pull down table and I should see Table of Contents. Nope.
Insert: The first item should be Table of Contents. Nope.
Try the other menu items. Oh, it's under References. At least it's the first item.
Sigh. I'm being socially engineered.
And then, when I insert it, all the page numbers are "1". I have to "Update Table" to get the page numbers updated. Microsoft, with the micro-brain, you can't generate the page numbers correctly when I insert the TOC to begin with?
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Quote: you can't generate the page numbers correctly when I insert the TOC
That's been like that since Word for DOS 3.1 as far as I remember!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Quote: Microsoft, with the micro-brain
Are you sure there is a brain there?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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A greyed-out "No online content available" from "More Tables of Contents from Office.com" under References/Table of Contents here.
But wait, Office.com IS INDEED HERE.
At least I'm the only one working today. As I look around me.
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Micro brain ? stop bigging them up 
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Anyone else seeing this...
- Open solution under git
- Down in the lower rigt corner, select Master
- Down in the lower rigt corner, select a different branch
- From the Git menu, select Manage Branches
- Right click Master. On mine I see "Merge 'master' into 'master'"
If, in the lower right corner of VS, I choose a different branch, then close & reopen Manage Branches, everything looks fine.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Ok thanks.
They just changed the Git UI in VS not too long ago. I just can't understand why MS keep changing things around!! If it's not broken, DON'T FIX IT!
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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the new Git view doesn't seem to make things any easier. The thing that bugs me the most is the lack of the back button. You click a commit (at the top of the panel) to view the changes, click the next commit, then realise you want to go back to the previous you just viewed and...too bad.
Why take that away?
cheers
Chris Maunder
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I wholeheartedly agree! Also, if moving things around requires dropping useful features (e.g. initiating a PR directly from VS after pushing), maybe don't do it. Maybe wait until you've figured out how to provide feature parity. Just sayin' 
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Is a Metronome more sophisticated than a Rural Gnome?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Those type of comments really tick me off! A measure of thought coda realized that kind of bass staff is problematic
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Depends which algo-rhythm is used.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Do you think mathematicians who do not believe in contraception use the algo-rhythm method?
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I think they do, but I have no proof.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Noooow we're off on a tangent.
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If this were a contract, I'd choose to sine over cosine.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I use a fair amount of social engineering in my user interfaces. Pretty much it's a way to have the users behave in an expected way when presented with previously experienced situations. Actually, after some experience, we all do.
It has just occurred to me that we, too, have been socially engineered as well by the users. They have taught us what we must do to get their (even if subconscious) cooperation. Rephrased, it is a feed-back loop where we are (to avoid problems) responding to their (historical) cues to create our cues for them.
Not necessarily profound - and perhaps even humbling.
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