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I too am taking the slow descent into old age -
Just finished an appointment with the audiologist - I now know bad hearing is not an excuse to ignore my wife (and now, so does she )
I have completed visits to the podiatrist, the eyeball doctor (lenses removed, replace with plastic ones), the colonoscopy doctor, the arthritis doctor (got it, mostly hands and knees), and others. Lucky that my insurance pays for all this
My boat just goes around in circles since I only have one oar in the water
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long