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Sounds like you're in regression.
Next year you'll be hot for C and after that you'll start a club with Codewraith doing 1802 assembler for your own Zwölf.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger
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Or you could run in circles, like poor Sander. He hasn't noticed yet because he's still on his first lap. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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That would make 3 people in the club - though I usually prefer C to assembler, I like a good delve into the madness from time to time.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Ok, now give it a name that references literature, something like "Quixote Garbage Collector".
Then make a slogan that's inspired by LOTR, maybe "I am Gandalf the White and I've come to collect your garbage" or "There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this garbage collector."
Now live out your life as Facebook, Google, Microsoft or Apple buys you out for quintagazillions$$$ and share some with me 
(For those who miss the joke, read post below)
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It doesn't really do garbage collection as such.
As an analogy imagine the garbage man came once a week and burned your house down. It's much more time and space efficient than taking out the trash.
You can't actually delete objects in my scheme, only allocate to pools. You can recycle entire pools though, manually, freeing (invalidating) all pointers (or objects) therein.
Doing it that way makes it fast fast fast and it works on constrained memory environments. Also it was easy to code.
Real programmers use butterflies
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honey the codewitch wrote: burned your house down. It's much more time and space efficient than taking out the trash.
How the heck is burning down a house every week efficient? 
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It saves you from having to take the garbage out. 
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That's more like deleting your entire application to solve a single bug... 
Maybe you just don't know how analogies work?
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No, that's basically how my code works.
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Article methinks - I think you should write a book - Random thoughts of a clever mad Witch 
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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You don't simply collect Garbage in Mordor! 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Garbage shall not pass.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger
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I reserve that one for some unit test. "YOU ! Shall! Not! Pass!"
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Sure, C++ is love, but at what price does this "love" cost? your soul, I am sure. We are talking about C++ here. 
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My soul? Oh that old thing? I think I traded it for some concert tickets back in the day.
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magic!
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Also confusing language and libraries. e.g. C++ managed and unmanaged.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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Some of us find the light again. Some of us never lose it.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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When I saw your post, I wondered how badly you were going to get flamed, given the popularity of C# on this site. I never thought this thread would stay so civilized, let alone be fairly positive.
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I share your surprise.
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The day is not over yet. 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I don't hate C++, but I don't share your sentiments. This is almost certainly my own failing, though—it's not a problem with the language so much (which is alright, I guess), I just always end up fighting with the compiler/linker. I've never worked with C++ enough to become much more than minimally competent with it.
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There's a certain point - and it can take awhile with C++ - where you reach a level that it is no longer intimidating or as frustrating.
True, I did recently spend all morning and ask a stackoverflow question because I missed a "=0" at the end of one of my functions and was responded to with "missing vtable for class" or some such, but that's life, you know?
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