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The secret is to frame it not as an "I NEED TEH CODEZ! HURRE PLZ ITS URGENTS!!!!" request, but as "FARK THIS ed stupid cluster blighted with the putrescent boils of a thousand rotten s is hopelessly and totally FARKED" rant.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
Your rant made me laugh because you described the entire process of dealing with user authentication just as I experience it each time I have to deal with it.
Dealing with it is basically like a stroke, topped off with an brain aneurysm ,salted with plenty of cursing.
This way, if I'm debugging, I can always examine it, even if I ignore it in the code. I'm often called out for doing this in some of my articles here.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013