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No points for guessing the expression on my face.
I wouldn't be able to see it in the mirror through all the tears to confirm or deny. 
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No Bruces!
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OMG - one cannot 'unsee' that - my mind is scarred forevermore
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You wait 'til after COVID and he resumes hand delivering the MVP certificates: he used to do it in the Mankini ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Okay I am officially lowering my rep points for this year. Not taking any chances
Real programmers use butterflies
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Comes with the hairpiece and fake stash I assume.
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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The website is hilarious once you get over the horrible images!
Sad, it doesn't come in a Fred Flintstone print. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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It even has its own Haiku
For me it would be more appropriate:
Quote: Bikini for bros
Show off your package in style
Disappoint parents
Horrify wife
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I didn't want to advertise. You know how we feel about that kind of thing. But I'm pretty proud of this haiku.
Bikini for bros
Show off your package in style
Disappoint parents
Thanks,
Sean Ewington
CodeProject
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A recent thread on how OG keeps track of his activity seeks to understand his remarkable abilities rationally, as if he were somehow endowed with more cores, more cudas, more ram, etc.
I think what is important is to understand these remarkable facilities' manifestations as the secondary effects of events/realities on other planes, dimensions. Just as gravity waves may be a result of black-hole mergers.
Of course, when you attempt to speak of "essence" of an "otherness:" that may leave you at best tongue-tied, at worst prattling pseudo-religiosity a la new age drivel.
Yet, one may encounter an icon, or proverb, that at least reminds you of that "otherness:" for me that happened watching the series "Boardwalk Empire," season 4, episode 2, 14:00, "Resignation," where Nucky Thompson asks his butler/driver, Eddie Kessler (who is showing signs of dementia), what he thinks about a deal.
Kessler replies: ""Mr. Thompson is part of everything. He's in the sky and sea. He's in the dreams of children at night. He is all that there is, forever."
And, that is how I dimly grok what OG is capable of 
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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I believe you are assigning rather more capability to me than I actually possess. 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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If you are what I (dimly) sense you are, your human proxy would exhibit exactly such humility !
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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Nahh, you may just have more ability/talents then you think, consider yourself lucky in that case 
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and I made my friend @MCGalvez sign up - i told him it was his present to me.
he and i taught ourselves to code together back in like 1986.
imma try to tag him here and welcome him.
Real programmers use butterflies
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Happy Birthday! ![Java | [Coffee]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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thanks
Real programmers use butterflies
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H.B. Honey
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Happy birthday - have a great day ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
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Happy Birthday ! ![Rose | [Rose]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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🦛🐦![Sheep | [baah]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/sheep.gif)
🦛🐦
🦛🐦🦌🍯C#🧹
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Have a great day! ![Jig | [Dance]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif) ![Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/badger.gif)
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Happy Birthday!!!
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Happy birthday! 
Jim Rohn: "Don't wish it was easier, wish you were better". Subscribe to my blog @ https://jinnecesario.com/.
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happy bee day
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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Gz 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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