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Australia is a wonderful place, we have managed to keep the majority of the population in the cities so there are some fantastic wide open spaces. Despite it's rep for nasty little buggers that will kill you we don't have bears, wolves, puma/tiger/lions and all those African beasties that will EAT you.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Yup - Australia is the the only place in the universe trying harder to kill you than the universe itself.
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It probably works better on Saturday Night! 
The barbarians are inside the gates!
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Ahh - you've birthed an idea! "Samurai Astronaut" !
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There's a certain degree of chaos I bring along with me - probably some sort of protection against accepting reality. Anyway, this is not meant to "gross anyone out" but the full context, short though it may be, is necessary.
So, yesterday I picked up the containers and today I returned some fecal specimens. When I entered the little satellite lab (collection area) the female in the lab coat got off her self phone and asked me if she could help me.
Me: "Dropping off a specimen."
She: Holding out pink box for me to drop the bag of jars in "is your name on them"
Me: "Of course. An artist always signs his work."
And then I departed - she, it seems, just a bit sh*t-faced by that reply.
Edit: fixed spelling per first response post
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modified 28-Jan-21 10:46am.
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: protection against accepting realty
Does that mean you don't live in a house?
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Although my house and myself have a mutually amicable arrangement, which I am not at liberty to disclose, indeed, I do live in realty. And will fix my typo so as not to distract from the thread.
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If you're not careful, your face will be on an "unwanted" poster in every ER and outpatient clinic in the country. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: got off her self phone
The technological singularity has begun!
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: There's a certain degree of chaos I bring along with me - probably some sort of protection against accepting reality
Overrated. Reality is a place you don't want to be.
W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: So, yesterday I picked up the containers and today I returned some fecal specimens.
You dropped of some sh*t.
W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: And then I departed - she, it seems, just a bit sh*t-faced by that reply.
She didn't expect sh*t from customers?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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You may not know it, but by representing your own sh*t as a work of art, you are treading in the ... errr ... footsteps of the artist Piero Manzoni, who sold small tins which he claimed contained his own faeces, to eager collectors. In August 2016, at an art auction in Milan, one of the tins sold for €275,000.
Don't get your hopes up thinking you can do the same, though. In the world of post-modern conceptual art, you can only do something once.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artist%27s_Sh*t
(Edit link appropriately).
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Two things:
Artist's Sh*t - Wikipedia[^] which is a Wkikipedia subject I'd not have looked for had you not intervened in my happiness.
and,
Now I fully understand that European Cultural Mystique as never before, going above beneath and beyond even my lowest expectations.
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Do you only get chipmunks because female rodents aren't generally religious?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Have you forgotten the Church Mice, or just don't give a rat's ass about them?
(And no, I don't know the religious leanings of our hoofed friends)
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Do praying mantises believe in a supreme insect?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: supreme insect?
That is clearly a political reference. I'll bet you meant the 'R' word, too (i.e., Roach).
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No, it's the other "R word" (Religion). 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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In the US, as you can easily tell, we mix your "R" word with another "R" word whereby politics has, in fact, become a religion.*
* i.e., openly - it's not really that new - just that much more obvious.
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A gambling monk?, not setting a good example.
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Overheard at a church food festival:
"I'm the chip monk. You need to look for the fish friar!"
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Just had a call, (recorded message), from "The National Crime Agency". Apparently there's been "suspicious activity on my National Insurance Number", which means it's going to be suspended, immediately.  I was asked to "press 1 to speak to a Crime Agency Officer". I've decided not to bother and see how it goes! 
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I get them from the "National Police Squad" and the "FBI Department of Crime".
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Awww! No fair - all I get are "My name is Janice from Talktalk" in an Indian accent ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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