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I just got a call from Amazon (the robo-lady's voice and caller ID BOTH said so). A purchase of $640,000,000 has been charged to my card!
Why oh why didn't I answer it instead of letting it go to the machine!
What shall I do? What shall I do ?
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Call Microsoft in India and ask them to assist you?
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Too late for that . . . they called on the other phone. It's now US$740,000,000. For something related to data.
Both phones? This is beyond even microsloth in India's powers. Perhaps I ought contact the prime minister. He called last month and needed some emergency funds.
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Slightly off topic, but there is a series on Netflix called Jamtara which is a story about similar issue. I saw it and liked it.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Declare bankruptcy? Leave the country?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I know a Nigerian Prince who can help out. He, apparently has $30million he would like to share with someone. You just need to send him your bank details and you will be a rich man! 
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5teveH wrote: I know a Nigerian Prince who can help out. He, apparently has $30million he would like to share with someone. You just need to send him your bank details and you will be a rich man!
I only help these folks if the payoff is in the billions.
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Ask for a refund before you go any further... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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It's easy. Ask Siri.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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wait a sec, what .. what ??  come again ... 
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... and a courier arrives with a parcel - a Codeproject mug for winning an article contest!
I got two of 'em now!
Thank you CP, the hamsters, everyone who votes in competitions, my agent, everyone I had to sleep with to get this award, ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Oh my oh my - you have shattered my image of you.
Previously [^] you made it clear you had no need of these mugs. Yet, clearly, you went out of your way to make sure no one else (who may, in fact, need them desperately!) got them, re:Quote: my agent, everyone I had to sleep with to get this award, ...
So yet another of my illusions about the intrinsic good in humanity is shattered.
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: illusions about the intrinsic good in humanity
What intrinsic good?
Quote: ... for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth ...
(Genesis 8, 21)
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Careful ! You may get a flood of replies.
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That's true. Abrahamic scripture holds that there are no true innocents, although at times it suggests that children are. I think the takeaway I get from it is children are *more* innocent but nobody is free from sin.
I'm not religious but I take an interest in this stuff.
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Some children are innocent. Some are not.
I can testify to this after being the leader for my daughter's Girl Scout troop. Two of the girls (K and L) were sisters. K was a sociopath, and L was her weak-willed stooge. I learned to keep the two of them under a constant watch while we were doing activities. I felt sorry for them as their home life was not very good, and tried to make allowances based on that, but I felt an embarrassing amount of relief when they switched schools.
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Yeah I'm not sure I know much about the capacity for children to commit evil generally. It's not a subject I've spent much time thinking about even, but I'm just reflecting on what scripture says. It's far more certain about these things than I will ever allow myself to be. Still, I find it interesting.
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A FWIW thing:
At least in terms of religious teachings, children are not accountable for their sins until they reach effective adulthood. I couldn't say what the christian thinking on this is, except that in some circles they would consider a baby damned if it died before being baptized. I suppose that implies they're not even innocent at birth. Jews, on the other hand, hold the parents responsible for their "child's soul" until the age of majority (from ancient days, this was essentially puberty: 12 for girls, 13 for boys).
I'd be curious about some of the other religions, particularly the eastern ones, and how they weigh in on when you become responsible morally and ethically for your own deeds.
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I don't disagree, but I'm not sure that's quite what I'm getting at. Even if a parent is responsible for a child's soul the question is is that child's soul truly innocent, or is the simply parent responsible for a child's potentially wicked acts regardless of the innocence of the child? Say you had a boy that tortured animals. Maybe the parent is on the hook for that socially which is part of what scripture speaks to - but wouldn't such an act, even under Judaism leave the child in need of some of that soul cleansing process that happens after death?
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Soul-cleansing process.
Nothing like that actually in the bible - not even heaven or hell, let alone some sort of pergatory. Those are later construct to help keep the believers in-line (obedient and donating). No "devil", either. Even in the various books of prophets, Satan is an obedient servant of deity.
Interestingly, if you think about it, "Adam and Eve" did not sin when they ate that forbidden fruit from the "The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil" because they didn't know the difference between good and evil. On the other hand, religiously speaking, I am pretty certain the tree was put there specifically for them to eventually eat of its fruit. This expands into (obviously) quite a philosophical discussion. Suffice it to say, think of "creation" had they not eat that forbidden fruit: what would have happened? Answer: Nothing. Ever. Creation would have been over and prolonging it's existence would be pointless.
I think I've probably violated some sort of lounge rules but I'll make sure I don't make a fight out of this - the thing is, it's about faith - by definition, a thing without proof. My faith is no more provable than anyone else's - for if it were provable it wouldn't be faith.
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I'm not talking about heaven and hell. With respect, this is what I am referring to: What Happens After Death? - Death & Mourning[^]
Also again, to be clear, I am not Jewish, nor Christian, nor even religious. I am simply interested in abrahamic scripture - for reasons.
My commentary isn't about my personal views on spirituality, the afterlife, or even the existence of souls. I am repeating the concepts outlined in scripture as I understand them, so I'm trying not to editorialize. Exegesis by nature makes that unavoidable, for better or worse, but I try to keep a lid on it.
I have several different takes on the Adam and Eve story, each possibly valid in its own situation, one them sounds very much like yours.
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I ran off at the mouth keyboard, again. I was just noting that innocence and blamelessness do co-exisit in some philosophies, along with a definite conclusion where one is responsible for oneself. How can an infant do wrong? When does (accountable) sentience actually take hold?
I was just noting that there is no mention in "The Bible" of an afterlife - Ecclesiastes is a book (scroll, actually) and it was written by a person who was not even a prophet (Kohelet == King Solomon).
The Chabad group is, in a way, a very enlightened organization. Very orthodox yet very accepting - sending out emissaries throughout the world to try to set up a Jewish presence (i.e., move in, live there) for Jews in the area to be able to more easily maintain their identity - and never never never to proselytize. As I understand, unlike some other faiths, Judaism doesn't require one be a follower of their beliefs in order to "go to heaven". Funny, as they're the oldest of the "Abrahamic Religions" and apparently the most enlightened and accepting of those around them. Certainly in terms of live-and-let-live.
However, like everyone else, the have their extremists and fanatics. Just generally not as deadly as most others.
However - if you look for an afterlife then you're looking into later writings and really a hope (which I share as a hope). Back, again, to faith.
These discussions, when kept impersonal and philosophical, go well with good Scotch.
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: However - if you look for an afterlife then you're looking into later writings and really a hope (which I share as a hope).
I'm not looking for an afterlife personally. This isn't about that, to be clear.
And I guess it depends on what you mean by later. The thing that led me to the torah was lurianic kabbalah which is circa the very late 16th century.
Again I'm not jewish or religious. I'm just fascinated.
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Note on the Kabbalah: a friend of mine was what they call a 'cantor', which is an interesting latinesque term for a singer at communal (Jewish) religious services. He was, in fact, rather learned not only in the vocalization of the liturgy, but in law and literature (actually, except for an amazingly broad range of musical talents vocal and instrumental, limited, as well). He noted that the Kabbalah is anachronistic and is considered by many as a containing references to materials that were written after it was written.
Myself - it can be fascinating if I had a bent or need for complex spiritual constructs and mystical drawings. The reliance on numerology, however, which I find a detestable construct of human grasping for straws and grasping for the illusion of even the straws. You can screw around with anything, messing with the numerical algorithm of your choosing, to "prove" anything. Like "prove" having the same number of characters as "truth". I shall be seasonal and declare "humbug!".
The Jewish community has its fascination in that, with the exception of some fanatical groups (Satmar, for example), they have maintained an extraordinary grip on comping with and adapting to change. In particular, an enduring respect for knowledge and a desire for a better life for the next generation. A philosophy that far too many groups (religious, social, political) shun. Just count the Noble prizes vs. the tiny percent of the world's population they represent and you see the inter-generational value of a very great respect for education. Too much success, I'm afraid, always has its consequences if you are the penultimate minority.
Again, I deviate.
I still will add one more bit: the "big boss" who inspired my adaption of coding as abstractly as I can, in another discussion, noted the relative success of the Jews (he, an Italian catholic) is there ability to cope with exceptions. A consequence of religious philosophy or having been victimized so consistently, or a blend of the two? Something new to ponder
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: The reliance on numerology, however, which I find a detestable construct of human grasping for straws and grasping for the illusion of even the straws.
It sounds like you're talking about gametria here more than kabbalah
Yes there are significant numbers in kabbalah that correspond to things like the number of sephirot, or the 36 "hidden righteous" but that's not anything different than say, Jesus and his 12 disciples - beyond any of that and you're straying into gametria territory I think.
My first serious boyfriend was a jewish convert who later practiced buddhism in tandem. He was the most peaceful man I have ever known. I didn't understand how he could maintain both at the time, but when you start to understand the similarities between say, buddhist enlightenment and yechidah for example it starts to make sense.
Anyway, I should probably bow out of this as I've turned it may be too religious for the forum.
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