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He, I'll register InstaTon. Take that!
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger
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I can't! It's too much to bear! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I'll grab InstaTonne to get the metric market!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Why not start locally with InstaStone? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Only available in .Bible, .LifeOfBrian, and .RadicalImam domains.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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But, but, Everybody must get stoned.
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I think that would be geared more towards the hippie and headshop market
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I know we digress, but....
instakilo.co.uk and instaton.co.uk are both available.
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In Dilbert we trust....
https://img.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://img.washingtonpost.com/news/comic-riffs/wp-content/uploads/sites/15/2015/09/DILBERT-uranushertz-1024x311.gif&w=1024
An oldie but a goodie.
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monkeypassingakidneystone.com is available.
Just sayin'.
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As long as ᛉᚹᛁᛟᛚᚠ is not taken yet...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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We have a restaurant in Stockholm called ᛖᛁᚠᚢᚱ... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Eifur? What does that mean?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I'm not 100% sure, but I think it's an Icelandic first name...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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It's Aifur, which means "The Ever Violent" and refers to a legendary rapid in the Dnjepr river, where many vikings sailed and rowed on the voyages east.
Or so I'm told. I'm personally not very good with neither runes nor old swedish.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger
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Sander Rossel wrote: and because they say good software is like an onion
It makes people cry?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CADilac?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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I already made that joke, sent him a car pic and said "this will be your company car."
I had to explain it was a CADillac 
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I've got a bright red Ford Transit box car that I have named Robert.
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Just add ACME to the end of any company name. if that is taken also, then add 12345 to that. simples.
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69x_AutoCAD_x69 
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there you go!  
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Sander Rossel wrote: get an email address for that matter
I booked emails for my kids when they were born. Just to avoid them to have something like _Theresa_1904374983275@gmail.com.
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