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The first one said "I gotta admit, I'm scared out here."
The second says "You're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
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This is a killing joke!
GCS/GE d--(d) s-/+ a C+++ U+++ P-- L+@ E-- W+++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
The shortest horror story: On Error Resume Next
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I've probably told this before so I'll get my coat ahead of time.
A guys hitch hiking and someone picks him up.
The hitchhiker asks the driver; "Why did you pick me up?, I could be a serial killer."
The driver answers: "What's the odds of two in the same car?"
Definition of a burocrate; Delegate, Take Credit, shift blame.
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Mike Hankey wrote: The hitchhiker asks the driver; "Why did you pick me up?, I could be a serial killer."
The driver answers: "What's the odds of two in the same car?"
The variation on this I heard is, "I carry my own bomb when I board a plane, I mean, what are the odds that there might be two bombs aboard?"
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Hadn't heard that version.
Definition of a burocrate; Delegate, Take Credit, shift blame.
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That's probably the last thing you want to hear from your hiking partner! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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... and then John Wick whacked both of them with a piece of chalk.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Lucky third attempt.
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Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. -Frederick Nietzsche
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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They disabled statistics without an account! 
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Ok, I have had my coffee, so you can all come out now!
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All green 💚
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Jeremy Falcon
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Greetings Kind Regards
I heard an interesting sauce named "Death Breath" recipe today on NPR id est olive oil, butter (grass fed of course), garlic and anchovies. Sounds tasty. Am looking forward to it. Upon searching web for same I came across a heavy metal band of the same name (of course). A link to a YouTube video of same is below. I don't mind Bach and Chopin being interrupted by heavy metal from time to time. What this has to do with programming I do not know other than the bug I am currently working on is a bit of a monster. Also the Forum seems to tolerate such.
Death Breath - Death Breath (Official Video) - YouTube[^]
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Ok, that was weird.
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Someone did a lot of editing.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Sounds like Bagna Cauda
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The shortest horror story: On Error Resume Next
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This DM is OK, but the visuals do not fit ...  , not my cup of tea ...
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