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I wonder how many wives are using the same excuse. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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The floor's bloody uncomfortable.
I knew I should have bought a wider bed.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You are lucky that he didn't know remote desktop does not only work in the company  
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Honey trap.
(Some contact lists are getting hacked)
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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According to the stimulus calc, my fare share goes to my lousy manager.
Why ???😭 😭 😭
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Member 14774770 wrote: Why ???
You're a poor negotiator? 
In seriousness, I really have no idea what you post was actually about.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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You married your lousy manager?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I don't think so... if he was married, then THE WHOLE fare share would go to the lousy manager
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Ah, the voice of experience!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Well now, that post translated OK. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Probably because you're self-employed.
Either that or because you're paid a lot more.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mr Dear, I pay hell lot of Taxes.
Who's going to cover my Bills? Bills and Taxes are not exempted. Still paying them.
modified 30-Mar-20 15:30pm.
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A freakin' great songwriter. He's overcome some big health issues over the years, let's hope he beats this as well. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yes he has!
I've listened to him most of my adult life and yes he is a great song writer and a great human being.
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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And Joe Diffie died yesterday... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Yep I saw that, also a very talented man!
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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Has Starbucks closed all of it's coughy shops?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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No, they're just opening latte.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I've bean thinking about that as well and vente tell me I'll let you know.
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Not doing so might be grounds for a lawsuit.
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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The British upper class is really suffering; all the toff-ee shops have closed.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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They better have, or else they'll keep spreading the Chinese Flu more.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I'm calling "fake news!"
It's not a flu
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, people
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