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Recruiter-1 (M1 Mac): "So... What do you think about the candidate?".
Recruiter-2 (Intel Mac): "Well..."
Recruiter-3 (Windows PC): "Well..."
"In testa che avete, Signor di Ceprano?"
-- Rigoletto
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AI-Recruiter: "Which version are you?"?
Candidate:"You know, I am human."
AI-Recruiter: "Unit! Candidate retiring required."
"In testa che avete, Signor di Ceprano?"
-- Rigoletto
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CPallini at first glance two post What is he doing ?
Reading the second post not only made sense it told the JOKE
This humor is dryer than the Gin I drink that is a good thing
Italians with a sense of humor saluti
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"In testa che avete, Signor di Ceprano?"
-- Rigoletto
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Breathing in might strike you now! (11)
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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There's an anagram of hibernating there but got nothing else 
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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I didn't even notice that!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Am I looking for inspiration?
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Not any more! 
You are up tomorrow. 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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copyright 2025, CodeProject, published under the CPOPL (CodeProject Open Poetic License).
recruiter: well, it appears your last full-time jobicule as programmer was in 2025; you were rated well, and your ability to use ketamine in scrumarooni ritual code reviews without leader-board damage was commended.
candidate: i never bled ! my colleagues used to call me "band-aid."
recruiter: but, in the last five years ?
candidate: well, yes, i became a promptgrammer ... after the singularity ... like all the other spare Homo Sap cubiculoids.
recruiter: do i detect a note of anthropocene-chauvinism there ?
candidate: well, no, i meant that as humour !
recruiter: oh, you wish to entertain me ?
candidate: maybe ... inject some gravity into the levity ?
recruiter: do you mean like "get down to the nitty-gritty ?"
candidate: yes: my telling you how i want my job ... title, duties, compensation, perks, name of espresso machine, no generic drugs.
recruiter: and, that ... is your personifying your post-2025 employment identity in this interview ? an in-vivo up-sell ?
candidate: yes !
recruiter: thank you for your time, and forthright attitude in this interview !
candidate: thank you !
recruiter: we will call you if a further interview seems indicated.
«The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled» Plutarch
modified 2-Aug-23 3:46am.
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Recruiter: Bacon or steak?
Candidate: Yes please
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Wordle 774 4/6
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Now my longest streak - 29
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Wordle 774 4/6*
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Wordle 774 5/6
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Wordle 774 3/6*
Lucked out today.
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Wordle 774 5/6
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“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Wordle 774 4/6
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Wordle 774 4/6*
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Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
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Wordle 774 5/6
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Wordle 774 3/6
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Wordle 774 5/6
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Ya know, my second and third guesses... didn't exactly help too much.
Jeremy Falcon
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Wordle 774 4/6*
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Wordle 774 5/6
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Ok, I have had my coffee, so you can all come out now!
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