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Q: What do you call a 22 seater bus carrying 20 lawyers plunging into a ravine?
A: A waste of two seats.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Q. What do you get when you cross a lab. rat and a lawyer?
A. Nothing. There are some things that even lab. rats won't do.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline ?
You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline.
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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I know at least three of you figured it out, but nobody posted, so ...
at home => IN
heard (sounds like) ghost => spectre => SPECTOR
Sleuth - INSPECTOR
Looks like I'm up again tomorrow. Guess it was a bit of a CLUE-so.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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I was going to post, but Herself had another fall - trying to separate cat and prey this time - and I just got back. Don't think anything broke this time, which is good news, but it meant I missed the end time.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I posted yesterday so didn't post today - good little clue though 
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
modified 11-Aug-23 3:55am.
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Sleuth at home hears a ghost. (9)
Edit: I'm heading out to a meeting soon, so if it doesn't go off in a few minutes it'll be a couple of hours before I can reply.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Nice one Peter 
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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I second pkfox!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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"My girlfriend likes to talk to me during romance . Just last night she called me from the hotel ."
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What do you mean by "romance"? She received flowers? Went on a long walk? Got a heartfelt letter? What? The suspense is killing me!
Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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Are you a farmer, because then you need to be on the lookout from a John Deere letter from her.
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Wordle 782 4/6
⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨
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Wordle 782 4/6*
⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜
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Wordle 782 4/6
⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨
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Yeah bad choice of 3rd word... missed known letter altogether!
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Wordle 782 5/6
⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨
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Wordle 782 2/6*
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Now that's lucky.
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Wordle 782 4/6*
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Wordle 782 5/6
⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜
🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜
🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨
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Wordle 782 5/6*
⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜
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Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
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In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Wordle 782 4/6
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
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Wordle 782 5/6
⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨
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Not my finest hour, and I had to sacrifice a turn to experiment. But hey, beats taking 6 turns.
Jeremy Falcon
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Wordle 782 4/6
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"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Wordle 782 3/6
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Ok, I have had my coffee, so you can all come out now!
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