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He looked at my license and said "you're supposed to be wearing glasses."
I said I have contacts.
He said he didn't care who I know.
I'll get my coat.
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I also got pulled over and he asked me if I had any ID.
I said about what?
"Ten men in the country could buy the world and ten million canβt buy enough to eat." Will Rogers
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Just heard the news that some guy was stealing wheels off of police cars.
The police are working tirelessly to catch him.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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They can't prove a thing.
"Ten men in the country could buy the world and ten million canβt buy enough to eat." Will Rogers
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And someone stole all the toilets from the stalls at the police station.
They're investigating, but so far they have nothing to go on.
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good one. 
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Did you hear about the escaped convicts hiding in a stolen cement truck?
Be on the lookout for 2 harden criminals.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
modified 29-Feb-24 22:50pm.
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The "new Outlook" desktop application has registered itself with Windows as a handler for opening .msg files.
If you try to use it, you get a nice big window telling you:
Quote: This action isn't supported yet
The New Outlook for Windows doesn't currently support this action. You can switch back to Classic Outlook for Windows and try again.
So why register as a handler for a file you can't display?  
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I hate Outlook
I have always hated Outlook
I always will hate Outlook
Ok, I have had my coffee, so you can all come out now!
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To mis-quote Kirk:
"I've never trusted Outlook, and I never will.
I can never forgive them for the death of my productivity."
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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The new coders have yet to learn how to port the code from the classic to the new one.Maybe after 10 year of collecting paychecks they will add that hopefully.
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers β progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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You could (should) have posted this as a reply in the thread 4 below.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. -Frederick Nietzsche
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