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Get the course name in which we have maximum number of students
modified 5-Mar-22 14:32pm.
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"Media studies"
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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select * from Life where answer = 42
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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To paraphrase Dr. John, "'Musta been the wrong place, 'Musta been the wrong time..."
Savage Parakeets!
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I would be more interested in the course with the most girls enrolled.
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That would be philosophy  .
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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Hi All,
Back at Work facing Dilbert hell. I need a KPI number to be issued a Laptop & ID Credentials fine apart from the fact I need a company email to request a PKI, which can't come from any other account (it has been tried). So to get on to the system as a new starter I need to use my company email to request a PKI, but I can' get a PKI until I use a system that I can't use until PKI  , whats worse is I need to use my company phone (which you guessed it I need a PKI to be issued with to get the access code for the task on Monday). At the monent they have me using a surface that isn't connect to anything, even the web.  so Monday I am lightly to be standing outside (hopefully not in the rain) trying to do a job that has been needed since last year and very shortly to incure penalty fees Because the Covid restrictions caused everyone panic about security.
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Are you permanent or contracting? If the latter then things may not run smoothly (voice of experience). 
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To be honest I though it was a contract, they seem to think its permanent...
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It looks like you've stumbled into a clown world. 
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How very... Well Scott Addams does it again! 
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Is that not called 'deadlock' in other domains 
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There's a reason why the words "onboarding" and "waterboarding" are so similar.
Software Zen: delete this;
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In companies I've worked in, there is a buddy assigned to support in all these issues. In fact I've also been a buddy to a new joinee, and have helped him in all such things.
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Funny, My week started by shipping a laptop to a new hire. (non-programmer role) She is an admin working from home and can install whatever she wants on it. I like to keep things simple for myself. 
The unwanted challenge now facing me is training and keeping the new hire busy while getting my own work done! I didn't agree with this hire...it was a done deal before I was 'asked'. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
"Hope is contagious"
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I once ran across the same catch 22 BS, go park on the head of HRs desk and tell him you are being paid x$ per hour to do nothing.
I can relate to the unconnected Surface, they gave me an unconnected 386 (in the days of the pentium). At which point I returned to HR and repeated the exercise, took 2 weeks to get set up (the contract was for 1 month)
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Don't you know what PKI stands for?
Postponed Kabbalist Intimidation
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Ahh, that explains it, I thought it was KPI management <<waste>> for a good while...
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Whats next limiting their food imports to only steak, champagne and chocolate? I was under the assumption other nations were trying to deter the invasion not encourage it.
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You mean sanctions? They're nice symbology, but doesn't prevent trade.
The biggest weapon here is not sanctions, but media.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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