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I'm sitting here, typing away, and I hear a yell of "Oh B*gg*r!" from the kitchen. This is Herself-ish for "I did something wrong, come and fix it".
So I go out to find out what the problem is and she is trying to fish half a bread roll out of the toaster ... with an all metal Sabatier chopping knife. And yes, it's still plugged in.
Point out the silliness of this - gently, I don't wish to lose Brownie Points here - and use a wooden spoon to extract it. Just trying to get the other half out and she chimes in with "Should you be using your finger?" Sure enough, I'm wiggling my finger around inside a plugged in toaster. Oops.
Petard. Hoist. B*gg*r.
Done anything stupid today, folks?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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