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A man in a dictatorship is standing a very long, very slow moving, line 4 wide to buy food.
After several hours he gets frustrated, turns to the man standing beside him and says "You know what, I can't stand this any more. I've still got my rifle hidden away from the war. I'm going to go home, get my rifle and shoot the SOB running this place". He then leaves the line and runs off.
A few hours later, during which the line has moved less than a block, he sheepishly returns to his spot in line.