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GeneralSo a rabbi has a son... Pin
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And he sends his son to the better of the city's two yeshivot. In one week, the kid gets thrown out for misbehaving. So he sends the boy the the other yeshiva. Again, he lasts a week.

Undaunted, he sends his son to the public school. It takes him two weeks to get expelled.

Out of other options, he sends his son to a Catholic school. A week passes, two weeks, a month, the whole quarter. He gets his son's report card in the mail: straight As and a note from his teacher about how studious and polite the boy is. So he sits his son down for a chat.

"My son, why have you disgraced me? I send you to yeshiva I attended when I was your age; you are rude to your teachers and get thrown out. I send you to the other yeshiva, not so good but still a solid Jewish education; you are not only rude but bully your classmates and get thrown out. To a public school I send you; you are rude, a bully, and were caught vandalizing school property. So I send you to the one school left. I am grateful that you are doing well and finally applying yourself but I have to ask: Why? Why couldn't you have done this at yeshiva, or even public school?"

"Well, dad," his son replied. "When I walked in and saw that guy strung up on the wall, I knew this meant business."
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