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GeneralA Rabbi, Priest and a Minister... Pin
Nagy Vilmos8-Aug-10 5:26
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... were discussing how they divide the collection.
The minister confides that he draws a small circle on the floor and throws the money in the air. Everything landing inside the circle is his, the rest goes to the Church.

The priest admits to a similar practice. He has a line and everything on the left is his and on the right is for God's work.

Finally the Rabbi tells the other two how he splits the collection. “I throw the money in the air. What God wants, God takes.”


Panic, Chaos, Destruction.
My work here is done.


or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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