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My time in Oz is up and I've made the pilgrimage back to Toronto to huddle next to the servers for warmth. I'll be spending the next few days working out what time it is and getting used to the direction that water circles around the sink but should be back to normal by week's end.
Someone pass me a hot water bottle. It's ridiculously cold.
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?"
“I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
My condolences, Chris, but welcome back to a land where you don't have to worry about falling off the planet. Those Aussies must have suction cups on their feet or something...
It must feel awfully cold there; I was thinking of you, of course, all day while I was out working in the yard in shorts and a tee shirt preparing a foundation for a storage building in the sunny 70°F outdoors. I'll be assembling the building next weekend, if it doesn't get too hot. Another pair of hands would come in handy, and beer will be provided, if you feel the heat won't hurt your delicate hide.
Barring that, shall I send you a jar of warm air? I think I have a Dewar bottle around here somewhere...
Will Rogers never met me.
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