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Nay, there's just to much noise in the lounge today.
Stuff you comment on in the momentarily on top post, will be drowned out in a matter of seconds.
Today the lounge is even more full of drivel than usual, but then again it's Friday and I'm soon off into the weekend, so who cares.
Have a nice weekend!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DDEthel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
An elderly man lay dying in his bed.
In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite chocolate truffles wafting up the stairs. Gathering his remaining strength, he lifted himself from the bed. He slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and, with even greater effort, forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands. With laboured breath, he leaned against the door, gazing into the kitchen.
Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven: there, spread out on the kitchen table, were hundreds of his favourite chocolate truffles.
Mustering one final effort, he threw himself toward the table. His aged and withered hand painstakingly made its way toward a truffle when it was suddenly smacked by a spatula. "Stay out of those," said his wife, "they're for the funeral."
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
PS This could be a UK only joke ... does the rest of the world have 99's and Mr Whippy?
Mr Whippy yes, 99 WTF is that?
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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