The Lounge is rated PG. If you're about to post something you wouldn't want your
kid sister to read then don't post it. No flame wars, no abusive conduct, no programming
questions and please don't post ads.
Are you sure you're clicking on the download link and not an ad?
I find that very frustrating that the some/most of popular file download sites seem to go out of their way to make the file you actually want to download hard to find with all of these adds that are placed on the same page that all say something like "download here".
Anyone who knows me knows the joke began with my wife asking me to do something.
I've been training her for 25 years now.
She tells relatives: The only thing he can install is software.
Here is how the cat thing works:
1: Find a road kill cat.
2: Piss on it.
3: Shove it into your own drain line.
4: Wait until it freezes.
5: Use programming monies to hire the moron who used to pick on you in school to get it out of there.
6: Repeat until he cries at the sound of your name.
I did something similar with cooking when Michelle first moved in.
Worked like a charm, she did all the cooking for fifteen years...until my mother told her I had passed exams at school in catering, and was a much, much better cook than her when I lived at home.
Damn it! Dobbed in by my own mum...
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
Last week I was an inconsiderate a**hole and spilled cola into my boss's mini desk fan (it was off thankfully). We dried it out, and now, this week, he showed me it was broken. I already ordered a new one to be delivered to him here, and feel bad about it because I have a desk fan that I've had for about 5 years. I love the thing and let it run every day just for the sound.
Does anyone else have something on their desk that would drive them mad if they had to go without for days (not counting computer peripherals/IO)?
Going along with my previous music thread, occasionally I forgetunintentionally leave my headphones at home (I take them home over the weekends.) Those days are always terrible. They seem to drag on forever. Other than that though, my desk is pretty bare and there's not really anything of importance on it.
Edited for ChrisElston's health.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin