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I had a woman who would leave messages on my phone that started with “I enjoyed our evening together, I hope we can get together again soon” to “I would like to get in touch with you again.. as friends.” to “ if you don’t want to see me again, you could just let me know…” and “finally “I think this number is not your number, I must be bugging someone with these messages.”
Normally I would answer the phone to let people know that my number was is not the number they think, but she would leave the messages during the wee hours of the morning and I didn’t want to leave my phone on during the night. I felt bad for her, the fella had obviously made that number up.
We had a message left on our answering phone a few weeks ago inviting us to Auntie Jean's 60th birthday party. It sounded like a lovely do, she gave us directions, times, said we could bring the kids, the buffet was loads of different pies.
No idea who the woman or Auntie Jean were, I was going to the football that day with my brother but told the wife she and our daughter should go, cos whoever was supposed to be getting the message wouldn't.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.