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Get your backside out of my Secret Volcano Base! And DON'T TOUCH THE RED BUTTON!
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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You mean this button? *press*
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oops
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Did a sign light up to say "Please do not press this button again"?
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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I would totally do that! 
...I locked a file cabinet in the office that we apparently didn't have a key for because it had something that looked like a button so I pushed it!
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That's supposed to happen on Friday...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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Why guns?
Your rather antiquated bill of rights (based upon the British Version), merely says the right to bear arms.
It does not stipulate guns anywhere.
Issue everyone with a pea-shooter and ban guns.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Why not longbows, pikes, swords and axes?
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that would involve cutting down trees and the greens would ban it
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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silly idea, that would be as stupid as say, just banning assault guns
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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There's no such thing as an "assault rifle".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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realy?
http://www.heckler-koch.com/en/military/products/assault-rifles.html[^]
would seem to disagree and as they make them you will excuse me for believing them wont you
although banning assault guns makes as much sense, think what a Sturmgeschütz IV would do to the roads
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
modified 19-Dec-12 9:57am.
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No person shall own any gun, rifle, firearm, energy weapon, or other projectile based weapon unless the States military or police are also allowed to own said weapon. If you disarm the Government, most of the gun nuts will be willing to conceded less necessity for owning weapons. But if you disarm the populace while arming the State, well, um, Godwin's Law.
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Think that this may bepart of the problem. sounds like they are paranoid and therefore shouls be prevented from having sharp objects let alone firearms.
If you distrust you govenment that much then replace it with one that you can trust and then you can get rid of the guns
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: If you distrust you govenment that much
Are you saying you have complete faith and trust that your government is always going to do the right thing (which entails NOT violating your rights).
I certainly don't, and the government ain't workin' that hard to make me think otherwise.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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no but then again I am not expecting to be part of an armed revolution against them, you keep spouting that you have your consistution and we havent yet you are the one that feels his govenment need to be kept under control by armed force
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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That's how we got rid of being ruled by a monarchy from another country... 
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Thought that was by budding with a country already fighting them?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Sore losers... 
..that was a long time ago, but still... that's where the sentiment came from...
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we didnt bother that much at the time, look ata the troops we sent to defend the collonies, one was so bad in action in scotlansd that it was only being sent to the US that saved it from being disbanded
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: no but then again I am not expecting to be part of an armed revolution against them,
Neither am I (and I honestly hope it doesn't come down to that), but that doesn't mean I shouldn't be ready if it does. Besides, who says that the rebellious will even be right?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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but if you need to think this way then it is an indication of big problems with either you or society
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: but if you need to think this way then it is an indication of big problems with
either you or society
Wrong.
Based on that one should never by insurance and should drive as fast as one wants because nothing unpleasant could ever happen.
But prudent people realize that bad things can happen and then they base their choices on their expectations of what might happen and what they might want to do when it does. Which is why some people buy insurance. And obey speed limits.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: If you distrust you govenment that much then replace it with one that you can trust and then you can get rid of the guns
You obviously have absolutely no idea how one normally (almost always) goes about replacing an existing government.
And certainly none about how the US originally replaced the government that it existed before it. Nor even what circumstances during that process specifically lead to the 2nd amendment.
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sorry i was under the obviously mistaken impression that you lived in a democatic country, my mistake you obviously live in a totalritarian dictatorship that rules with the use of its military
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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