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I also wrote an Apple App to keep track of posts that I want to vote on. When forum voting gets turned back on, there are going to be 9 million plus user's want to buy my app. I love the smell of money all day long.
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
Well, I mean it might (true on any given day the Earth exists), but it is less likely than me getting into a three way with Selma Hayek & Natalie Portman for example, which is pretty remote, sadly.
This might be misconstrued that I'd prefer a three-way with Natalie Portman and Selma Hayek than for the world to continue. It's a close run thing, but on the whole I'd have to opt for the world not ending, though I'd prefer the win-win situation of the former happening and the latter not, in case you are in a position to arrange it.
FYI, the Maya Calender doesn't end tomorrow, it just moves to the next B'ak'tun. Nothing to see, nothing to worry about.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
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I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett