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I am still trying to figure out how the title relates to the subject 
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Ah, you too must be unfamiliar with computing devices which do not fit in your pocket. 
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Don't even have a smart phone. Use to have calculators that were too big for the pocket, but my phone does have a calculator, but not a very capable one.
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this means i cant get out of my home if my car is malfunctioning.
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WOW  
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Usage of phone for Social Networking Websites is now huge.
That's why that guy could not even think of any device other than phone, which can access Facebook, so sad !!! 
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I can't even read something that small!
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Very Cool![^]
Bob Dole The internet is a great way to get on the net.
 2.0.82.7292 SP6a
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Not any more endless than a circle; just one-sided... or surfaced?
modified 17-Jan-13 18:59pm.
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Funny, it is just like a circle. Nothing new there, just need a hall that connects to itself. I have been in school building like that.
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Where the floor becomes the ceiling?
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Just a slight problem with gravity unless using velcro in outerspace, or one is a fly.
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Not exactly "endless"; it's just Mobius. You get the same "endlessness" with two rooms that have two connecting doors.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally speaks.
"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat...?"
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says "Darling, what's wrong?"
"For a minute there you were sounding like my ex-wife".
"Ex-wife!" she screams "I didn't know you were married before!"
"I wasn't".
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
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+50 
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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Ouch
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Men with guns seldom have ex-wives. 
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IF nobody can find the body he wasn't 
is this a signature ?
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Can I quote Tim on that 
(yes|no|maybe)*
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... now that voting is turned back on ... just going back to +5 a few old messages.
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Harvey
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Pauline Phillips aka 'Dear Abby' has passed on [^] ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
Steve
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I C(++) therefore I am
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Bob Dole The internet is a great way to get on the net.
2.0.82.7292 SP6a
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You say no more advice, but I've just noticed @Dead_Abby is promising to keep the advice coming on Twitter.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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