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A: Now, what did you say after the last time?
B: I know what I said.
A: What did you say?
B: I know I said we shouldn't do this again.
A: No, you didn't say we shouldn't, you said we ain't EVER gonna do that again!
B: Yeah, but...
A: But my ass! You said, not only are we never gonna play ship's mast again, but you also said, if you ever do what you're trying to do now, to not only refuse, but that I had permission to physically restrain your ass if necessary. Now, did you or did you not say that?
A: No, no no no, answer the question mother f***er, did you or did you not say that?
B: Yes, I said that, however...
A: Whatever with your however.
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