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Back in the bad old days I worked in a coach house in the bosses grounds. His wife went away for a weekend, so we dug a trench, built a window seat in her kitchen, ran the co-ax and installed a Windows 3.11 PC in the seat. It ran as a file server without any reboots for over three years, until it overheated and we had to turn it off to let it cool down. That's when she found out we had sneaked a computer into her house, a thing she had absolutely forbidden...
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
My retardon has gone t'up twice this morning already. In defence of Windows [never thought I'd say that] it has a fracked power supply so any nudge will cause power to be lost and all go bang.
Another reason for needing a new job, I need a new lappy.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DDEthel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett