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"Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"
Whatever your type, just go for a decent quality cheese with real flavour.
I enjoy brie, Cheddar, Wensleydale, Stilton, Shropshire blue and Green (or Blue*) Wensleydale as my 'standard' selection of cheeses. A good goat's cheese also takes some beating but that's fantastically expensive so I don't typically buy it.
*: It used to be called 'green', although it's a blue cheese similar to Stilton. It went through a short rebranding phase as 'Jervaulx Blue', and now it's 'Blue Wensleydale'.