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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
So I am writing this application for key cutting machines and one of the method is to generate codes to feed to the machine that cut actual keys.... So for the next generation developer I am leaving below method signature and a very useful comment...
// The Matrix has found you Neo !!!protectedvoid IAmTheKeyMaker()
// And I will show you how deep the rabbit hole runs !!!
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
You could have quoted another great movie - of a somewhat different genre: Ghostbusters[^]
Louis: [possessed by Vinz Clortho] I am The Keymaster!
Dana Barrett: [possessed by Zuul] I am The Gatekeeper!
But then you would have had to implement a gatekeeper method as well, of course!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience Greg King ----- I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin, Actress