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Ah, but oop north they cannot afford cutlery and often just eat straight from t'trough
Also, when eating soup, NEVER tilt the bowl, better to leave a little than tilt a bowl, and if it really is unavoidable, tilt away, not toward.
Ensure always that one arranges, where possible, that the guests are seated boy/girl/boy/girl.
Never allow 13 for dinner, if there are 13 diners, set a 14th place.
Wine should always be served by the man, a woman should NEVER pick up the wine bottle.
Hosts should always ensure that the eldermost lady be served first, guests should not start eating until the host sits.
Port should always be passed to the left (Port Side).
Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
With Ten Bears, it was always more than a while. There was purpose in everything he did, and I knew he wanted me to stay. But I was sure of myself. I would be an excuse, and that's all the Army would need to find this place. I pushed him as far as I could to move the camp. But in the end, he only smiled and talked of simple pleasures. He reminded me that at his age, a good fire was better than anything. Ten Bears was an extraordinary man.