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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold January evening and was at home with his wife.
"You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it."
"What happened dear?"
"I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks!"
"Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them?"
"Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off."
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
Further to a discussion about WW1 which spilled onto here, the conversation got round to the Colonies, and specifcally the Boston Tea party, which I thought was about us nasty Brits imposing tax on tea imports, well it turns out that I was wrong and the Boston Tea Party occured because us Brits LIFTED the import tax!
I would have a word with my history teacher if she was still around
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.